please watch this vine
I understand now that boundaries between noise and sound are conventions. All boundaries are conventions, waiting to be transcended. One may transcend any convention if only one can first conceive of doing so.
this is amazing
relating more to a roomba than to straight males b/c at least a roomba knows how to clean up after itself
- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
making fun of memes has become a meme memes are meta as fuck
so is fall out boy gonna rename themselves Andy & The Dads or what
new zealand is so ridiculous hilarious our prime minister john key (who is a fairly hated guy) introduced a copyright law that no one wanted and now the party he’s with is being sued for copyright by eminem who just posted this picture
what a time to be alive