superiorescalator:

please watch this vine

42 minutes ago with 18,015 notes · via · source
important.

I understand now that boundaries between noise and sound are conventions. All boundaries are conventions, waiting to be transcended. One may transcend any convention if only one can first conceive of doing so.

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me with my friends tbh.

youngstero:

this is amazing

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this show is so good tho.
8 hours ago with 11 notes · via
honestly. black books.

relating more to a roomba than to straight males b/c at least a roomba knows how to clean up after itself

22 hours ago with 10 notes
BREAK YOUR BOTTLES ON SOMEONE ELSES LETTER BOX. DEODERANT IS NOT A SHOWER. IT NEVER WAS A SHOWER. YOU CAN'T USE THAT AS AN EXCUSE PAST THE AGE OF 14.
AGAMEMNON: all of you will swear allegiance to me
ACHILLES: [skateboards by] who the fuck is this clown?
1 day ago with 9,314 notes · via · source
a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
2 days ago with 100,143 notes · via · source
alice look. alice. aLICE. ALICE LOOK. REMEMBER MY BREAD BOX PUN. caitlin look also.
2 days ago with 89,916 notes · via · source

making fun of memes has become a meme memes are meta as fuck

2 days ago with 1 note
they're so interesting from a cultural view point. they give me an anthropologist boner.

so is fall out boy gonna rename themselves Andy & The Dads or what

2 days ago with 1 note
fob. fall out boy. patrick stump. baby stump.

new zealand is so ridiculous hilarious our prime minister john key (who is a fairly hated guy) introduced a copyright law that no one wanted and now the party he’s with is being sued for copyright by eminem who just posted this picture

what a time to be alive

2 days ago with 6 notes
like first there was the whole dirty politics thing. now this. it's just too good to be true. new zealand.
what they say: i love lolita it's such a good book
what they mean: my daddy kink is stronger than the diamonds he buys me
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me probably.
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